captveitingaaron:

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

i swear this site is on drugs

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

• TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
• YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
• NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

carstairsangel:

• When not all the books in the series are the same height.
• When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
• When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
• When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
• Basically just books.
• God damn them.

serverussnape-always:

WHEN A BOOK IS JUST SO ELOQUENTLY WRITTEN AND THE CHARACTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE AMAZING DEVELOPMENT AND EVERYTHING IS DESCRIBED SO PERFECTLY THAT YOU CAN PICTURE IT SO FLAWLESSLY IN YOUR HEAD

AND JUST

LITERATURE

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

seeka-greatperhaps:

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

I’ve never felt more understood

hungarian:

*touches textbook*

*absorbs knowledge*

overlymiserable:

overlymiserable:

idk do you ever just randomly get hit with a tidal wave of sadness and you sort of just sit there wondering why the fuck you’re sad all of a sudden and then you overthink it all and make yourself more upset